girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
one time i went on club penguin and spent the entire day wooing like 20 girls and convincing them to be my girlfriend
then i sent all of them a message to meet me at the pizza parlor and they found out about each other and had this huge 2 hour fight
i was a hunky penguin
one time i went on club penguin and spent the entire day wooing like 20 girls and convincing them to be my girlfriend
then i sent all of them a message to meet me at the pizza parlor and they found out about each other and had this huge 2 hour fight
i was a hunky penguin
RANDOM THINGS I swear there’s nothing wrong with me im just hyper from pixi stix
I did the balance beam in gymnastics for the first time!! ABSOLUTELY FREAKING FANTASTIC! I swear my coaches know when I’m ready !! They would meet make me do something they know I can’t! I love gymnastics with such a strong passion no one understand .. I hope I turn out like Shawn Johnson or Gabby Douglas! I got the fierce fives cereal box today! Oh my goodness mckayla is do pretty ! I am writing like an idiot. I should stop :P I NEED TO BE IN THE OLYMPICS MY GOD! Whoops :) The only downside I’m barely paying attention to is being sore and not being able to see my friends cuz I’m in the gym so much BUT OTHER THAN THAT I LOVE EVERYONE I COULD JUST HUG YOU RIGHT NOW!
